• doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    edit-2
    3 years ago

    I am now imagining a dreary office but everyone is a creepy Uncanny Valley Second Life sex pervert avatar

    Your middle-aged boss looks like the gigachad guy and there's a bunch of neon-coloured dog people with anime eyes sitting in the meeting. The guy you suspect is a secret nazi is a 12-year-old anime school girl

    • bobby_digital [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      i am attending my child's virtual graduation ceremony. they are receiving a Doctorate in Treat Delivery. privately i am worried about their job prospects, but i cope by spamming the chat with the same terrible joke where i prefix everything that has a T in it with "NF-" until i am muted by the mods.