Just being honest.

  • ReadFanon [any, any]
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    11 months ago

    One day this site will know me by my effortpost comments which follow the exact same pattern:

    • Hyperspecific information about random topics

    • Is extremely pedantic about wording

    • Goes on wild tangents when using examples, analogies, and irl experiences that often take up half of the comment itself

    • Is visibly restraining self in the comment from rolling off of one rant and directly into another one

    • Uses too many paragraphs

    • Fails to respond to replies at least half of the time

    • Terrible proofreading

    • Always has more to say, gestures at this often, tries to remember that people might actually have to read the comment and holds back because of character limits and attention spans

    • A love of semicolons

    • e.g., i.e., etc. all the time

    • Every third sentence comes with (bonus additional content), frequently needs to use square brackets within parentheses because the bonus content has its own bonus content

    • Often threatens to make effortposts in comments, rarely does

    Strong

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