1. If you disagree with me you’re wrong.
  2. If you can prove me wrong, well sorry I was actually posting elaborate satire and it’s cringe you couldn’t figure it out.
  3. If you post a reply to my posts that’s nice but it’s not funnier than the original post.
  4. If it is funnier than the original then fuck you delete it, this is my intellectual property and you are committing theft and I will defend my property rights through violence.
  5. Reading about a topic is cringe. Knowing things is bourgeois decadence.
  6. Detached irony doesn’t count though, it’s actually working class and cool.
  7. “No, I will not explain.” Is actually a perfectly legitimate way to end a conversation, asking me to back up claims is demanding my emotional labor which is not cool of you.
  8. No, I will not explain.