you don't love fridays, you love capitalism

Garfield go on PragerU

If capitalism is so good, rhen why does it have Mondays?

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I hate Mondays because they remind me of capitalism.

:garf-troll:

Actually, I hate Tuesdays. Mondays are pretty chill at my job. Tuesday is our busiest day, it's the farthest day from anything good, like payday on Thursday.

Man, first we have the anarchists abolishing bedtimes, now we are abolishing Mondays. I guess in a few more years we'll reach the end of history because we'll have abolished the concept of time itself.