Step 1: sabotage your own work. Take everything real slow, cut your pace into quarters if you can. Cut every corner you can, skimp as many details as you can get away with, just generally do a bad job.

Also, any inconveniencing of others you can do should be done, leave things out, jam the water cooler and the printers, drop the coffee pot, put a whole sandwich in the dishwasher, if the circuit breaker is unprotected reset it on a random basis. Continue this behaviour until you've been hired elsewhere. Speaking of:

Step 2: Look around for what is hiring.

I hate linked-in, I haven't had to look for a job in a while but Indeed is pretty good. Always check your places on Glassdoor too, especially before they remove all the negative posts. Most public sector work in Canada is pretty okay (except for cops, obviously) so maybe try looking at some of their career options. I know the Parks Service is hiring if you're willing.

If you are doing step 1 right you now have lots of time on the job to do this.

Step 3: Interviewing process Start applying for places that you think you won't hate, if you need tips for writing a resume some petty Bourgeois fuck will like that is probably a different post, but if the "Labour shortage" is as bad as people say then it probably won't matter. When you interview always make sure to leverage the fact you already have a job, do not mention that you hate it to your interviewer before they hire you.

This is also the step where you leverage your skills and experiences. If you've been in your current job for a while (or at least for the pandemic) make sure that is known to your interviewer.

This step ends when you get hired somewhere else, if you're lucky it will be maybe a couple weeks but it might be a month or two.

Step 4: Quit your old job suddenly and without warning.

Title. The less notice you give them the worse they scramble. If you just never show up and ghost them they will scramble a lot but probably still call you from time to time which is annoying.