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minus-squarereplaceable [he/him]hexbear8·3 years agoHow is it possible to beat someone to death with a newspaper? link
minus-squareShinji_Ikari [he/him]hexbear17·3 years agoPaper shortages meant they returned to clay tablets. Hard times had by all. link
minus-squareShinji_Ikari [he/him]hexbear13·3 years agoThey had already painted all the signs for the news stands. They couldn't exactly backtrack. link
minus-squarereplaceable [he/him]hexbear10·3 years agoAlright then i guess i retract my original statement link
minus-squareDivineChaos100 [none/use name]hexbear17·3 years agoHave you read Garfield? You can be beaten flat with a newspaper link
minus-squareplease_dont [he/him]hexbear7·3 years agoThat part isnt true. The rest are. There was a post about it yesterday link
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]hexbear2·3 years agoIt's partially true. He met a jerkass anarchist in jail who refused to read theory and that pissed off Trotsky. The newspaper beating didn't happen. link
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Sounds made up but still funny
No, this actually happened.
How is it possible to beat someone to death with a newspaper?
Paper shortages meant they returned to clay tablets. Hard times had by all.
Then why were they still called newspapers
They had already painted all the signs for the news stands. They couldn't exactly backtrack.
Alright then i guess i retract my original statement
Have you read Garfield? You can be beaten flat with a newspaper
It's not my job to educate you.
That part isnt true. The rest are. There was a post about it yesterday
It's partially true. He met a jerkass anarchist in jail who refused to read theory and that pissed off Trotsky. The newspaper beating didn't happen.