Two women came to my house telling me fire's going to rain down on us very soon- and it's been obvious since pandemic. They're trying to save me. I asked for their pamphlet (thinking it would get them to leave quicker) but they only gave it asking if I promised I wouldn't throw it away (I then committed the sin of lying). Afterwards I was annoyed I didn't tell them there's been 2+ pretty big pandemics since Christianity's existed, but it would probably be fruitless even then. I understand they're trying to save people from hell, but just in the big scheme of things, preparing for the apocalypse rather than helping people in the now is deeply annoying and counterproductive. Any words on how to talk to the doomsayers?
Jehovah's witnesses hang around a lot of street corners in the city centre close to where I'm studying.
They used to stop me a lot which pissed me off because I'd be heading to lectures and didn't want to be stopped by some cultist trying to convert me.
Proudly wearing a shirt with #team cock emblazoned on it seems to have dissuaded them.