"Baby baby, I brought you your toast again."

Def annoyed her.

  • makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml
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    11 months ago

    I look her in the eyes romantically, with a touch of mischief, and state "you're a very useful girlfriend".

    I only do it a couple times a year at most.

    The look of disdain is priceless.

    She knows I love the hell out of her, and the anti climax is brilliant.

    "What am I?! Your bloody house cleaner?!"

    Then we laugh. Cuddle. She feigns a cold shoulder.

    Too much fun.