"Baby baby, I brought you your toast again."
Def annoyed her.
I do at least two things that she pretends to hate, but definitely does not.
- When discussing something I always reply this way:
- Her: Come on, say something.
- Me: Something.
- When she needs to do something in the future:
- Her: Remind me, that I have to buy milk tomorrow.
- Me: instantly You know, you have to buy milk tomorrow.
I look her in the eyes romantically, with a touch of mischief, and state "you're a very useful girlfriend".
I only do it a couple times a year at most.
The look of disdain is priceless.
She knows I love the hell out of her, and the anti climax is brilliant.
"What am I?! Your bloody house cleaner?!"
Then we laugh. Cuddle. She feigns a cold shoulder.
Too much fun.
I sneak up behind her and give her "tiger rubs", which is aggressive up & down motion on the ribs & side meat.
She loves it x20 years
Everytime someone sneezed, and she says "Gesundheit", I quietly ask her, "Did you just say Kazoo Tight?".
When she'd say "I guess" I'd pretend to have heard "heck yes" and get excited. Then I started with my kids. Now my daughter does it to her own friends and I've never been more proud
I'm single, so I have to settle to annoying everyone else around me by pretending like I'm going to start talking about politics
Works every time
Intentionally using the wrong ligger/lægger (lie/put down, in danish) in a text to my SO. She lovingly annoyed me back by intentionally not noticing it.
Whenever I let out a big fart close to her I say her name out loud in a surprised tone accompanied by “that’s absolutely disgusting!” and she eye rolls immediately lol
I have a Mickey Mouse impression. A very, very vulgar Mickey Mouse impression.
My wife saw a charcuterie board and under her breath said "charcussy". I have been repeating that basically every day to her since.
