Main course being jambalaya and crab legs with gluten free hushpuppies, deviled eggs w/ smoked fish, a lemon poached shrimp dip, French bread and baked corn pudding. My wife did the heavy lifting in the kitchen and I made hurricanes/kept the wine flowing
Bro, have you thought about maybe getting your side hustle on? If you work 2.5 jobs, you might be able to afford a house you'll never see because you'll be at work the whole goddamned time.
The American Dream!
can't wait to overwork myself, get injured, go into medical bankruptcy and still never be anywhere near owning a house