how's that Plaza Accord working out for you?

I like the size, I miss smaller phones in general, this thing would probably feel like a bar of soap in your pocket

I want a phone specifically designed to annoy aesthete fascionistas. big physical buttons that click loudly, wide bezels, lots of IO and display outputs, full size DisplayPort, USB type B, Occulink, SPDIF, all fonts converted to Comic Sans

waiter! more tautology please

what a hall of fame bag-getter

I imagine the people purged from here are still nursing grievances over there, but, of course, spinning it like they did nothing wrong

kangaroo courts

has anyone ever done a literal kangaroo court? I would love to see those guys wander around a courthouse

my bipartisan bill to jangle keys is going to the president's desk and then we get choccy milk

some failson forgot to stock up and just went, "eh, pin it on climate change"

I called them Capital's copraphage recently, the theme keeps coming up

hell no, disgusting, we're going to continue the search for the billions of never-trump republicans that must surely exist somewhere we just have to believe they exist and they will

who's Bill Shit? is that the Poopsmith's real name?

she actually tripped on an identical looking hammer

I'd rather know what the person who shot Brian Thompson was posting, but it looks like we'll never know

who knew whales could be wife guys?

The person who killed Brian Thompson wasn't caught, but they needed someone "caught" to control the narrative and dissipate the energy.

I don't think there's a way for him to ever truly internalize what he did in Russia without instantly killing himself, this is what powers the farcical worldview that keeps him alive

I think it should be like a catch-and-release program, where they're hunted down, swirlied in the nearest toilet, and then released for it to be done again until they achieve a PHD in dialectical and historical materialism

irrelevant, he didn't do it anyway