• betelgeuse [comrade/them]
    ·
    9 months ago

    Uh...

    Joe Biden

    sweats profusely

    killed Bill Clinton

    looks for something topical

    over amongus

    waits for laughter

    and then they both died

    presses submit post to c/fakenews

    • voight [he/him, any]
      ·
      9 months ago

      I mean if they were like this no one would actually get mad. A lot of fairly convincing gamer news, but then again I don't really Game so maybe it was more obvious if you follow E3 or whatever.