Look. If you say something truly funny, I will probably laugh. If it's excessively humorous I might even graduate it to the non-literal colloquialism that I am laughing my ass off as it expresses I thought it was more funny than something I'd simply be laughing aloud at. But rolling around on the floor? Nah, I don't do that shit. That is taking the laughter irl analogy too far, and I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT, or fall to the floor and roll. Unless I'm on fire. In which case, I hope I remember that that is exactly what I should do.
Yeah, I'm actually waasted. I'll read this and cringe tomorrow.
Look. If you say something truly funny, I will probably laugh. If it's excessively humorous I might even graduate it to the non-literal colloquialism that I am laughing my ass off as it expresses I thought it was more funny than something I'd simply be laughing aloud at. But rolling around on the floor? Nah, I don't do that shit. That is taking the laughter irl analogy too far, and I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT, or fall to the floor and roll. Unless I'm on fire. In which case, I hope I remember that that is exactly what I should do. Yeah, I'm actually waasted. I'll read this and cringe tomorrow.