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  • Rem [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Who the fuck taught my dad the "did you assume my gender" joke

  • Anya [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    I wish to end capitalism so I won't have a landlord telling me I can't have a dog and for no other reason.

  • Goadstool
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    1 month ago

    deleted by creator

  • Goadstool
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    1 month ago

    deleted by creator

  • WhoaSlowDownMaurice [they/them, undecided]
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    3 years ago

    I think it's important for men to be able to express their emotions, and yet I myself sometimes have trouble expressing them. Curious! :very-intelligent:

  • Anya [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    This site being renamed Hexbear was the biggest change to a website since John Green got upset because of a post about him liking the taste of cock.

  • Rem [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    I have been mega exposed to covid and am getting a covid test, pls wish me a merry not having covid

    • crime [she/her, any]
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      3 years ago

      I made one of those during early covid! I think they could turn out really good but I only had used deep frying oil on hand so it ended up tasting nutty and savory and not very cake-like

  • blurssr [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    How come no one says ROFL anymore? LOL is still very popular and LMAO too but I never see ROFL

    • vertexarray [any]
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      3 years ago

      (angrily, in the grocery checkout line) NO ONE EVEN SAYS ROFL ANYMORE!

    • RainbowDash [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Rofl never branched out like lol did. Like lol had kek lulz and a few other ironic varients. Fuck does rofl have? Roflcopter? Nahh

      • vertexarray [any]
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        3 years ago

        That's true. You can't say ROFLLL like you can with LMAOOO. Although you can say LOLLLL I guess.

    • AncomCosmonaut [he/him,any]
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      3 years ago

      Look. If you say something truly funny, I will probably laugh. If it's excessively humorous I might even graduate it to the non-literal colloquialism that I am laughing my ass off as it expresses I thought it was more funny than something I'd simply be laughing aloud at. But rolling around on the floor? Nah, I don't do that shit. That is taking the laughter irl analogy too far, and I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT, or fall to the floor and roll. Unless I'm on fire. In which case, I hope I remember that that is exactly what I should do. Yeah, I'm actually waasted. I'll read this and cringe tomorrow.

  • WhoaSlowDownMaurice [they/them, undecided]
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    3 years ago

    Love to hear my mom talk about how "Prisoners have all sorts of germs on them", that would make "The covid you could catch from them even worse" :what-the-hell:

  • Lydia [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Flight is over, i didn’t feel nauseous which is good