hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to ama • 3 years agoI work for NORAD. I'm the guy that tranqs Santa to put the tracker tag on his ear. Ama.message-squaremessage-square9 fedilinkarrow-up157
arrow-up157message-squareI work for NORAD. I'm the guy that tranqs Santa to put the tracker tag on his ear. Ama.hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to ama • 3 years agomessage-square9 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareNounverb [none/use name]hexbear13·3 years agoHow do we get a missile hooked up to NORAD to remove the bourgeoisie evil known as Santa once and for all link
minus-squarehexaflexagonbear [he/him]hexagonhexbear9·3 years agoYou've fallen for the socialist elf propaganda. Santa is a reformist and we fully support his efforts to bring freedom and democracy to his slave labor force. link
How do we get a missile hooked up to NORAD to remove the bourgeoisie evil known as Santa once and for all
You've fallen for the socialist elf propaganda. Santa is a reformist and we fully support his efforts to bring freedom and democracy to his slave labor force.