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hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to ama • 3 years ago

I work for NORAD. I'm the guy that tranqs Santa to put the tracker tag on his ear. Ama.

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I work for NORAD. I'm the guy that tranqs Santa to put the tracker tag on his ear. Ama.

hexaflexagonbear [he/him] to ama • 3 years ago
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  • Nounverb [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    How do we get a missile hooked up to NORAD to remove the bourgeoisie evil known as Santa once and for all

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    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      You've fallen for the socialist elf propaganda. Santa is a reformist and we fully support his efforts to bring freedom and democracy to his slave labor force.

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  • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    How come you guys can track Santa but not the planes on 9/11? :brow:

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    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Not my fault that Amy McGrath was too slow.

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  • Melon [she/her,they/them]
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    3 years ago

    is santa a honky

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    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Well yeah, but the purely ceremonial role of vice-santa is half black.

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  • ComradeCmdrPiggy
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    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

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    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Let's go Brandon, indeed.

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  • crime [she/her, any]
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    3 years ago

    Has he ever gotten away

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  • BigAssBlueBug [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Use a 308 next time

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