Even though all good leftists know this is a false choice. The only correct path is that of Volcel Geralt who gets to chill with Ciri on his vineyard, hunt monsters and sleep under a tree. This is the pinnacle of the Dudes Rock lifestyle.
Fuckboi Geralt is a distant second since he's like 200 years old and should simply not be fucking anyone.
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Take the Gwentpill
On a similar note, Kazuma Kiryu also doesn't know about sex. Guy just wants to race toy cars.
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Gwent is love, Gwent is life.
Also the best music in the game comes when you play Gwent.
Somebody made Gwent for Tabletop Simulator and it has this video play on a tablet hidden under the table.
Reminds me of when I played Space Station 13 once and the clown's gimmick was constantly walking around the station constantly asking people if perhaps they wanted to play a game of gwent
absolutely plebian