I went to the hair care section yesterday at a big grocery store looking for conditioner and the only options available for men were 3 in 1s (body wash, shampoo and conditioner in one! The very concept exudes mediocrity)
I just don’t want to smell like tropical fruit is that too much to ask
If you're a fella odds are you have short hair, in which case you could wash your hair with detergent and your hair probably be fine (eyes and lungs a different story), you're just gonna cut the hair off and regrow it soon anyway