I went to the hair care section yesterday at a big grocery store looking for conditioner and the only options available for men were 3 in 1s (body wash, shampoo and conditioner in one! The very concept exudes mediocrity)
I just don’t want to smell like tropical fruit is that too much to ask
There's probably a guide to make your own conditioner at home written by some paranoid middle aged Midwestern germphobe. Isn't it just oil and cocoa butter?