It's been years since the aliens invaded and I still haven't figured out how to even pick up a pistol. My favorite things to do are hide out in the open and run directly at the aliens when they fire at me. If possible i stand right next to them so my chance of getting hit by friendly fire are as high as possible.
My hobbies include panicking in place while taking plasma fire and landing perfectly after jumping off a three story office building.
You know me so well.