I code and blog sometimes.
[artsy sketch of a pointless tech boondoggle]
Telling stories through design is my passion.
[blog post about the unseen genius of a small time software suite]
I am a lead developer at [useless tech company that helps nobody]
[some post that reaches Deepak Chopra levels of madness espousing the virtues of simplicity]
I make tools to empower creativity.
No joke, it is so common to see recipes
It's not bad or anything, but it was alarming to find that the attempts at being quirky and unique end up coming back to very similar templates
Because it's quirky in a way that is purposely like that to not put-off any employer.
Can't be yourself at all in case a hiring manager hates people who play DnD or something very arbitrary.