Great now my wife asked me what I was snickering uncontrollably about and I had to send this to her and she just looked at me and said, "I have no idea what you just sent to me. That isn't... funny?"

If I ever have marital troubles this is where they started.

Oh my poor sides

Is dat geen schop tegen het hoofd

IT CAN'T BE A REAL LANGUAGE PEOPLE CAN'T ACTUALLY SPEAK LIKE THAT WHO THE HELL SAYS "WE HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM" LIKE THAT

im reading Mason & Dixon by thomas pynchon now and there are dutch characters named Bonk and Vroom. most realistic pynchon character names

dwangwet

jar jar geernts has a caribbean black accent

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