• zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    10 months ago

    Why would I waste a perfectly good grenade when a deep enough pit will do the job eventually?

    • davel [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      That’s what separates us from the bourgeoisie: grenades cost money and are a kindness compared to oubliettes.

      • WithoutFurtherBelay
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        10 months ago

        I an a humanist, which is why I propose we change our policy to involve two grenades instead of one, in case those who experience our Fascist Rectification Program continue to experience pain despite the first explosion. We would never refuse a patient anesthetic for a dental procedure, and similarly, the patients of this essential procedure should be sufficiently anesthetized as well. Thank you everyone.