• Speaker [e/em/eir]
    ·
    3 years ago

    What if we were to use some kind of burger compactor to compress a normally tall fancy burger into an extremely dense (but manageable) burger-like form?

    You're now talking about some kind of Scooby-Doo style sandwich compression tech, and I am listening.

    • pooh [she/her, any]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Maybe they could be like Cubanos, but uhhhhh... Burgers. Like this: https://youtu.be/FQLYDYmENrI

      But a dedicated burger compactor would probably make this easier. I don't think this exists, so we'll have to invent one.

      • Parent [none/use name]
        ·
        3 years ago

        You two need to look up something called a shooter's sandwich. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooter%27s_sandwich

      • Speaker [e/em/eir]
        ·
        3 years ago

        Dog, if I could get a vegan medianoche right now I'd be in 900 sorts of heaven. I will give up the fight on burger dimensions if we can just start a vegan cafetería cooperative and start pressing sandwiches yesterday.

          • Speaker [e/em/eir]
            ·
            3 years ago

            Pitch session:

            • Gommunism No Food
            • Semper Fidel
            • Havana Syndrome
            • Smash Capitalism (and also sandwiches)