Alternate title: what’s your favorite obscure jank?

  • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Map games

    But i dont "love" them

    I "love" them in the same way a flagellant "loves" his whip

      • GinAndJuche
        hexagon
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        8 months ago

        Post hog but for paradox addicts

      • ItsPequod [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        I got an emberassing amount of Total War clocked.

        1k in WH2

        1.4k in Attila

        750 in WH1

        500 in Three Kingdoms

        400 in Shogun 2

        250 in Rome remastered

        33 in WH3 lmfao

        Not counted is a couple hundred hours in the classic total wars before steam and considering I got them pirated

        • voight [he/him, any]
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          8 months ago

          But total war is actually fun. I have seen 5,000 of paradox alone. Genuinely upsetting shit

        • TBooneChickens [they/them, she/her]
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          8 months ago

          1.4k in Attila

          Attila really was a fcking legend. The reversed start of collapsing empire and the actual need to supplicate before the might of the Huns 😭

          • ItsPequod [he/him]
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            8 months ago

            Easily my favorite, really. Something about the punishing difficulty of it all, a proper challenge to start basically every game.

            Funny enough it was usually a task to try and beat Attila myself before he ground his armies away fighting everyone else.

      • CarbonScored [any]
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        8 months ago

        I managed 600 EU4, 150 Victoria 3, 150 EU3, 200 CK2. But then I actually do love 'em.

        • voight [he/him, any]
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          8 months ago

          I look back on the time I wasted on FPS games like I was an alcoholic or something serious so, idk, go with god or something

          • CarbonScored [any]
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            8 months ago

            THEN I DO IT WITH YOUR BLESSING. Time to raise another country to Socialist glory and start the global revolution again! Maybe I'll have a command economy and deliberately crash global grain prices.. That'd make 'em all dependent on me..