yo what if we all just stole all the lobsters from our nearest grocery stores, removed all the rubber bands around their claws, and then asked them to join forces with us and wage war against the bourgeoisie

we could amass a great army of lobsters who hate capitalism and win the revolution by using lobsters as ambush soldiers who snip off the bits of all who fight against the revolution. then when the revolution is successful we can have a lobster head of state who leads the country for hundreds of years and live a cool underwater white house