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If you're over 40 years old and you can still get your toe close enough to your mouth to bite the nails, then that says good things about your flexibility, which suggests you actually look after yourself quite well :)
I’m 40yo and I don’t think I’ve ever cleaned an oven. I’ve always lived alone since leaving uni at 22.
Next time you re-fit the kitchen, get a pyrolitic oven.
It's fantastic, just runs a super hot cleaning cycle, and turns the grease and nasty stuff into ash, that you just sweep out.re-fit the kitchen
I think there's more chance of me eating the rich. But I will remember your recommendation for that day and when I find these rich people to eat I'll put their ovens through a cleaning cycle!
Fun fact with a large version of that plastic & food waste can be converted to natural gas, producing more energy than goes into the processing. ☝️🤓
I've gone through periods where I had to discover what nasty habits I develop when losing my shit so I empathize, not judging:
1.) Please don't chew your toesnails off lol that's very bad for your health. Think touching your face times one-thousand.
2.) That's just a substitution for a bidet, that's a good habit. This is something you should do more.
3.) Uhhh forgivable honestly, why not give it a rinse afterward? but idk what you mean by "scum" so I'm a tad frightened m8
4.) Probably could give you mild chance gum cancer just to come up with a reason to be judgmental. Don't smooch anyone that way please.
5.) You should do this it isn't hard. You don't want your place to burn down.
I'll think about the toenail biting! It's just kinda satisfying nibbling the nail off cos it gives my leg a stretch and slobbers my toe like a wet heatsink.
Squeaky, happy bumhole. 👍
I think the crust/scum is the cinammon I put in some of my coffees (highly recommended btw!). Coffee on it's own probably wouldn't collect but with a small amount of cinammon it dries out round the top so you end up with a crust. It sounds awful but funnily enough I HATE the dribble lines you get on the outside of the cup. Where the coffee drys on the outside edge where your lip meets the cup. I scoot the cup round and clean the outside with a wet sleeve all the time to avoid it but I'll happily leave the crusty scum inside for a month!! 😂
I'll defo have to sort out the oven cos everytime I use it, it stinks the kitchen out and smells of multiple burnt foods! :/
