I think it meant to say "Scrounger Guy Hands realises legislation loophole, which allowed him to steal billions of pounds of unearned money off the British Government and the British people, will be closed, leaving his company with a tiny fraction less of immoral profit, whilst still making billions in profit"

I enjoyed the joke but disliked the spelling. I think I am experiencing "ambivalence".

"YOU. THE ONE WHO IS MOVING NOW."

Are you The Gatekeeper from the tv/boardgame Atmosfear?

A "consent and pay", or "paywall" (or even "register-wall") website is totally fine and should be free to exist - but it shouldn't be indexed by search engines as a response to a question, and shouldn't be linkable on any form of social media.

This is good, but they could really do with running these for older people too.

Here's one I heard this week for example:

"My friend down at the bowls club said on Facebook that they're not even real immigrants, but they're special forces soldiers from the secret UN Army and they're bringing them over here to take over the British and they've all got really good shoes and mobile phones you see, that's how you can tell and they're all of fighting age aren't they?"

If you like Point and Click adventures (are they still called that?), have you ever tried Yorkshire Gubbins? Very silly humour.

I also bought it and completed it over the weekend - about 3 hours I reckon. Certainly laugh-out-loud funny in a few places. Nicely surreal and funny, and very well animated.

It suggests it's better with a controller, but I played it just with the keyboard, and it was totally fine.

Not sure how well the humour will travel (it's set in a fictional Yorkshire town, I have mostly lived and worked in Yorkshire) - though I'd imagine it travels fine, because Yorkshire humour is obviously best :)

Ronnie who? Never heard of you.

... "étoile de mer", which would roughly translate as "star of the sea" or "sea star" - the same as the Spanish "estrella de mar", Portuguese "estrela do mar" or Romanian "stea de mare".

"The Eight" provisional list #1

1. Facebook
2. Apple
3. Google
4. Elon Musk
5. The Oil Industry
6. The people that Putin has incriminating blackmail videos of
7. The immortal demon priest and spirit of evil, Mumm-Ra (currently using the name "Rupert Murdoch")
8. The Lizard People that David Icke warned us about

The list seems very incomplete, so I reckon there's more than eight involved - but maybe the first four are all just puppets for the "Ask Jeeves" guy?

Depends where you live in the country - but this looks about right for where I live. The portions aren't small, either.

The battered fish tend to be quite expensive, but otherwise the fish & chip shop is literally "cheap as chips".

It's a bit of an anomaly though - most other hot food places are more expensive, and you can even spend £2-3 on a small pre-packaged triangular sandwich from a supermarket.

You'd think some of the other teachers would step in to defend him/her.

You got a good laugh out of me for that :)

I'm not sure Paul and Barry Chuckle deserve to be amongst some of that lot.

Maybe not garlic bread, but they must have some bread options.

I want a chips & cheese butty*

*bun/roll/cob/breadcake/sandwich, depending on region

The sliver of petty vengeance in me quite enjoyed this bit:

“There are a load of MPs I thought I’d be spending decades with in this place,” said another. “They’re really good mates. And almost all of them are gone. It’s a reminder of how vulnerable we all are.”

Given that they were responsible for this (or worse) happening to hundreds of thousands of people over the last decade and a half, I wonder if there'll be any life-changing realisations for any of them? What happens when a Tory learns about empathy?

I'd be interested to know how much of that is from reduced sales, how much is from products reducing the overall sweetness, and how much is the products being full of (controversially potentially worse) artificial sweeteners and other crap to replace the sugar.

You become more conservative when you stop learning.

For many people, this is the same as getting older - they leave school, they eventually let their passions dwindle, and they stop and say "I want it to stay exactly like it is now, and everything else is modern rubbish"

If you carry on learning about the world, loving, experiencing, following interests and passions, meeting new people, you'll still get old, but not more conservative.

Kup from 80's Transformers

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Quick question - does anyone have the link to that "Tories being voted out" bingo card website? It was posted a few days ago, but I can't find it.

[EDIT] Found it - Feddit thread - I've probably not formatted the link properly
Torygeddon Bingo Website