You just discovered a new type of guy, the Cookout guy. He is almost the same as the Five Guy or the Cracker Barrel guy, in that he waits outside of incredibly overrated food chains for hours to eat heart attack accelerant. The big difference is branding. Usually Cookout guys are younger fratty business majors who take pride in the fact that their student housing gentrified a historically black neighborhood in the state school four towns over from their parents. Sometimes, if the cardiovascular illness doesn't set in early, they blossom into five guys, middle-aged manchildren who wear tapout shirts and who have estranged wives and/or children who do not acknowledge them. If a Five Guy is really, really lucky or doesn't smoke and drink, he might make it to the ripe old age of Cracker Barrel guy, where he has developed into the type of creature whose every possible utterance is mostly racist and all facade of coherence or continuity has vanished.