Why yes let’s deforest the side of a mountain so we can run down it and possibly hit trees at fatal speeds. Im fucking glad climate change is making this bougie bullshit harder to do. I went skiing once, horrible experience. Everyone in the skiing lodge was a rich white asshole and it felt like I walked into a country club, no a hitler youth recreation club. If you own a timeshare let alone an entire house at a ski resort you deserve the fucking wall!!!!
They don't do winter sports tho, they're too busy trying to survive in the harsh unforgiving Arctic wastes
Yes, their traditional cultures embraced pure adversity and never created a codified sports league designed to fit a two hour television broadcast with commercials. This must mean that they never had fun in the snow until a heroic mission of American advertising executives brought them their first can of red bull and a snowboard.
Yes