A poem:

Have you ever had a not-romance?

Two not-lovers met in a not-romantic way

Had not-romantic tension

They not-flirted with one another

They went on not-dates

Had not-feelings

They shared not-love

And then they had not-issues

And not-problems

And not-fights

And there was a not-breakup

And they did not go their separate ways

And the not-lovers were not-sad about what had happened