I think the Brits committed to having the ugliest fucking royal jewels, just the most tasteless and horrific display, as some kind of flex. Like "We invaded you, murdered your people, and stole all your wealth, and we're going to make it look like pathetic disgusting dog turds just to solidify how much contempt we have for you".
Because otherwise they did it because they thought it actually looks, like, respectable, and that's just beyond belief.
Like ffs imagine someone comes up to you in a cape made from 800 dead weasels, and expects to be treated as a serious adult.
"The King has announced that henceforth he will only be appearing in public wearing bad ass chainmaille and carrying a big sword from that game that's really hard." people would love it!
I think the Brits committed to having the ugliest fucking royal jewels, just the most tasteless and horrific display, as some kind of flex. Like "We invaded you, murdered your people, and stole all your wealth, and we're going to make it look like pathetic disgusting dog turds just to solidify how much contempt we have for you".
Because otherwise they did it because they thought it actually looks, like, respectable, and that's just beyond belief.
Like ffs imagine someone comes up to you in a cape made from 800 dead weasels, and expects to be treated as a serious adult.
Frank I will always appreciate the posting power behind these type of ghoul takedowns that you do. Always eloquent and funny.
They could raise nationalism by 300% by wearing a dark souls style gigantic medieval helmet made of gold but they're too stupid to even think about it
They seriously could!
"The King has announced that henceforth he will only be appearing in public wearing bad ass chainmaille and carrying a big sword from that game that's really hard." people would love it!