Elon Musk's Neuralink company implants brain chip in first human
news.sky.com
The billionaire also revealed the name of his start-up's first product would be 'Telepathy'. The company says its initial goal is to enable people to control a computer cursor or keyboard using their thoughts alone.

Place your bets on how many days they last until they literally jerk it till they rip there own dick off (you know it's a dude that agreed to get this).

More likely, he's probably lying.

  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    10 months ago

    Imagine letting the guy that made Cars But Worse, Subway But Worse, Twitter But Worse, etc put anything in your head. Everything this guy touches turns to shit, every success he’s sever had has been bc he has the money to hire actually competent people who manage to circumvent his dumbass meddling just enough to pull a little something off

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      a-guy

      Capitalism has gotten to a point where we will be the ones getting enshittified, that is, unless you count car-depency, lead poisoning, and microplastics to be doing that already.

      Our all-knowing great men everyone: they poisoned you for profit, and thanks to "muh property rights" everyone thinks they're in the right to do so.