You all are guilty of the same routine. You wake up, you go feed your dog. You look outside. You look back. Your dog has become an amorphous blob of leftism. You shouldn't have given it that free food. Now it has become lazy and dependent on you. You should have starved the dog until it learned to feed itself.

The dog howls, except it isn't a howl, it's the sound of Xi laughing at your freedom. The canid blob reaches for your pantry, it takes all of your hard-earned grain. It calls its friends. Your house is now full of blob dogs eating grain and shitting on the carpet.

You did this to yourself.