how long is this weekend at bernie’s thing going to go on?

  • shiteyes2 [any]
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    3 years ago

    They could make her a bigger cult figurehead in death than they could in life if they handle it right. Kind of reminds me of dark souls. How long would it take to rapidly mineralize a corpse into a statue? Is that a thing?

    I was just reading about making fossils in 24 hours but it usually takes a hydraulic press full of clay and a heat of 410 degrees Fahrenheit. Flat queen? All hail the flat queen!

      • shiteyes2 [any]
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        3 years ago

        Yeah exactly you could totally link the fire with her dessicated head

        How many corpses have been made in her name, and if each death was worth one XP point, what level would your character be if you broke a commemorative dinner plate with her face pressed into it?