Which is weird for me because I don't often remember my dreams.

The first one was two nights ago and involved me visiting some Greek-looking marble temple in a city. There were lots of tourists around. The temple was white and had rows of big white marble Japanese Oni statues at the entrance and you could sort of see that there were rows of them down to a dimly lit, huge white marble statue of Zeus at the back of the temple. I was intimidated by the place for some reason.

There was a tour group of some kind hanging around the entrance, they were all romantic couples and I remember the tour guide saying that only couples were allowed in. So the couples were going in and out of the temple laughing and doing touristy stuff while I had to stay outside because I wasn't in a couple. Then I woke up.

And then I had another vivid dream last night that I was hanging out with these random people at their big house during a party and some weeb guy decided we were friends and started telling me how to act "If we're going to be friends you'll need to cut out that narcissism."

I remember saying incredulously saying "Narcissism?" but then we just hung out and played Streets of Rage. While I sat there wondering how I'd been roped into this friendship. At one point his mom arrived and asked me to clean their toilets.

WTF

Have you guys ever had weird dreams?

  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Yeah, sometimes. I posted about such a dream here some time ago. It took place in a pharmacy with spherical rooms, a modernist kind of aesthetic. There were multiple floors and the areas were laid out in an inconvenient yet stylish way. I was in there just buying toothpaste. When I went outside, there was a protest, and the police had brought armored vehicles to suppress it. I went home to my childhood home and noticed some noise coming from the backyard. I went out back, to the gazebo, and was greeted by Adam Friedland, Stavros Halkias, and Nick Mullen. I pretended not to know who they were, asked them what they were doing in my backyard, etc. I started laughing, though, and they knew that I knew them. Then Nick bodyslammed me to the ground and the dream ended.

      • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        Also, just last night I had a good one. Dreamed I was in a college Halloween party and my friend went dressed in an impeccable Mao costume. Some lady started talking about being a landlord and he started belly laughing.

        Had another insane dream some months ago while I was taking a programming class, that an exam for the class required you to write a program so funny you'd piss yourself laughing when you ran it. But I was finding it impossible, so I left and found a secret passage, don't remember what else happened. I've had a lot of secret passage/underground tunnel system dreams.

    • BeamBrain [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      I love the wild-ass architecture you see in some dreams. One of my favorite examples from my own is a dieselpunk city built into the inner edges of a huge, bottomless cylindrical hole in the ground.