One day you're joking about crackers. You laugh. Your only white male friend (endangered species) begins to cry on his mayonnaise sandwich. You and your friends laugh and start kicking him. He chokes on his mayonnaise and dies. Congratulations, your hatred of white men just killed the last white person in the world.

You and your friends attend his funeral. You look down at your smartphone, it has become a box of crackers.

Suddenly you realise; killing the last white man has caused a chain reaction, all of western culture is turning into crackers. You run, cars in the street have become piles of crackers. You pass a Cheesecake Factory, it's now a cracker box. You pass a country club, it's also a cracker box. A golden retriever? A pile of golden glazed crackers.

You reach home and lock the door. Finally safe. Or so you thought. Your stomach begins to rumble, you suddenly remember you ate mayonnaise earlier before your stomach explodes, releasing crackers everywhere.

This is what your racism will get you. Consider yourself warned.