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  • KiG V2@lemmygrad.ml
    hexagon
    ·
    8 months ago

    Pluto, if you were assured that a solar flare was about to eradicate all life on Earth, and it was all ending in 30 minutes, and you were locked alone in a utterly featureless white room with no exit, with nothing but a rock of crack cocaine the size of a baby's fist, a crack pipe, and a lighter, would you hit it?

    • Pluto [he/him, he/him]
      ·
      8 months ago

      This question is ridiculous.

      I'm Pluto. I'm not on Earth. I'm literally on the other side of the solar system!

      Check. And. Mate.

      dubois-dance