They aren't just monsters. They're boring. How many fucking times can they please themselves over yet another yacht? Violating children in remote corners of the world seems to never stop amusing them.
All that death and destruction specifically for a number on a ledger going up? Their food is expensive because its expensive and because they collectively agreed it is good because that's what the collective said, no matter how actually slimy and disgusting caviar is (yes, I have petite bourgeoisie in-laws and distant relations and my dislike of their oligarchical slime trays is because I have a "peasant's sense of taste." :capitalist-laugh: ). Their social lives are full each other and that's like a special kind of hell of their own making, even if they take it out on their servants and slaves.
Where's the supervillain flair? Where's the big bold moves that don't involve penis-shaped rockets imitating feats that the USSR pulled off well over half a century ago?
If they have to destroy the Earth and kill us all, can they at least be less fucking boring?
"How do you think I got so rich, you silly pleb? By wasting my money on drinking and smoking? Videogames and movies? Music and fun? No, I have sex with children. Having sex with children is my thing." :epstein:
Anyone that still harbors :brainworms: about Bill Gates being "one of the good ones" should remember that he personally financed the current state of public education and that he was instrumental in getting :epstein: access to both the education system and to cushy quasi-teaching positions where he had private sessions with dozens of children, paid by the public.