Hey so the burpee was named after its inventor. Dr. Burpee. Dr. Royal H. Burpee. He looked like this. I did not photoshop the quilted shorts, little sailor hat, or smoldering mustache. I don't know what you're going to do with this information, but you have it now.
at least now i know who to hunt down in hell after I get my hands on Thatcher, Reagan and John Howard when he gets there