SAY SOME FUCKIGN WOKE IN THIS WAFFLE HOUSE, CIVILIAN.

  • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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    10 months ago

    I don’t understand suburban biker culture. Like you Guys aren’t thugs or gangsters because you hate those people. You guys don’t roughhouse at the bar because that’s uncivil and you don’t want someone recognizing you as Officer Neely from the local precinct. What the fuck is this LARP? At least airsoft players don’t act hard and try to put on a show of intimidation outside of their games.

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      10 months ago

      This one (1) neat trick allows you to look strong and masculine without having to do any exercise whatsoever. From the makers of Golf: the sport where you drive a little cart around drunk and only have to stand for two minutes at a time.

      • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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        10 months ago

        At least golfers don’t pretend to be world class athletes or anything. Like suburban biker gangs are the equivalent to Italians who’ve never been involved with the mafia sitting around a dark basement wearing suits and doing initiation rituals

        • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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          10 months ago

          You know how in the wild some insects and birds and other creatures evolve to mimic other poisonous or dangerous animals? They get the advantage of people thinking they are scary or annoying to fuck with without actually having to develop the toxins or hard shell or whatever. Same here, get some people acting scared and deferential to you and don’t have to develop any combat skills or muscles.