get this it's like normal cryptocurrencies except. instead of wasting energy and GPUs you get VapeCoins by blowing sick ass clouds.
your vape has a built-in turbine and rotary encoder. the size and potency of your clouds determines how much VapeCoin you get. you can use VapeCoin to buy more vapes and e-juice.
what if there was a CoinCoin where each crypto thing is tied to a phhysical coin that you own and maybe you put them into a bag with a drawstring that has a big $ sign on it and you could do that instead of having a crypto wallet
yeah but that coin would need something to back its value. maybe we could make them out of compressed cheeto dust so that its value is tied to the labor associated with eating cheetos
maybe