get this it's like normal cryptocurrencies except. instead of wasting energy and GPUs you get VapeCoins by blowing sick ass clouds.

your vape has a built-in turbine and rotary encoder. the size and potency of your clouds determines how much VapeCoin you get. you can use VapeCoin to buy more vapes and e-juice.

  • goblinbehavior [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    what if there was a CoinCoin where each crypto thing is tied to a phhysical coin that you own and maybe you put them into a bag with a drawstring that has a big $ sign on it and you could do that instead of having a crypto wallet

    • camarade [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      yeah but that coin would need something to back its value. maybe we could make them out of compressed cheeto dust so that its value is tied to the labor associated with eating cheetos

  • Civility [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    So a rewards program by vape companies in exchange for letting them track every detail (exactly what you're vaping, how much and when) of your usage, free advertising if you try and sell/hype up the "crypto currency" (essentially transferable rewards points) and a loyalty incentive (you have to use our catridges with our pen otherwise the mining tech doesn't work).

    That actually isn't too far fetched. I think the hard parts would be manufacturing the monitoring/mining tech cost effectively but otherwise if you had the credentials to make it happen and pitched it to a few vape companies you'd probably get a bite fairly quickly.