white guy walking into whole foods: Yeah i'm a total storepilled foodcel. I'm basically going store mode and i'm giving producecore vibes

his 8 year old son Doban: Daddy I think God should kill you

  • KulakstomyBag [comrade/them]
    hexagon
    ·
    3 years ago

    denying themselves the pleasures of the sprouts because of Walt Disney’s anti-green agenda (rest in pisses)