Just plain-ass normal everyday, no question about it, no M-L-M, no split, not named after a theorist, not named after a chairman, not named after a college professor's pet goldfish, no fourth international, eighth international, international house of pancakes, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as a guillotine, as materialist as an atom BOMB, one goddamn word, it's motherfuckin, goddamn, sons-of-removedin, fuck fuck fuckin COMMUNISM