He was super embarrassed about it. People think that gulags were for political prisoners but really they were 100% full of people who found out his name was super UwU non-threatening.

They say his ghost comes and gets you if you find out.

Uh oh.

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Stalin got his nickname, Man of Steel, from the Superman comics. To hide this fact, he tried to eat all copies of Action Comics No. 1 and almost succeeded due to his exceptional appetite, which is why the last remaining copies are so expensive today.