He got exactly one (1) good own in at Plato and Alexander apiece, get over yourselves.

Slamdunking on both the OG debate bro and also the leader of your known world actually kicks ass super hard though.

Also he lived this shit by all accounts. Being a pauper jacking off in public and discarding your only posession because some child clowns on you by using his hands is not being a contrarian edgelord, if anything, insult him for being an anarchoprimitivist or something. The guy was basically on the receiving end of :improve-society: and he took the hard way out, not doing it.