And in an uncharacteristic stroke of mercy I have granted you an audience before your final slaying at the hands of my ACID MAGNET! Ask any question that could possibly enter your no doubt terror stricken mind aside from "Is there a God?" Because that you will find out soon enough!

  • Wheaties [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    I'm sorry, dude, I didn't mean to hit a sore spot...

    Wait, isn't the cocoon where you kept the acid magnet? If this is a bluff, I'm just going home. I thought this was a professional Arching service.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      It's easier to rebuild a simple acid magnet than the mighty cocoon in which it was housed...

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          It...it needs to be deployed from the air...from something that can hover. Like...well, like a floating cocoon.

          Can't even jettison the lunch room cause it's my kitchen now...

          • Wheaties [comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            Ha! I knew it! I'm not paying guild rates for this. Let me know when you're out of this rut, then maybe we can pick this up again.

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
              hexagon
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              edit-2
              2 years ago

              You're speaking to a newly minted level 10!

              I'm sure there's a check in the mail