And in an uncharacteristic stroke of mercy I have granted you an audience before your final slaying at the hands of my ACID MAGNET! Ask any question that could possibly enter your no doubt terror stricken mind aside from "Is there a God?" Because that you will find out soon enough!

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      What?! You think IM going to just waltz up to Dr MY WIFE and ask "hey, honeypoomkin, is there a chance you have a single sister?! "

      ...Holy shit, I just realized ,I don't even know if she has a sister. No way can I ask her something like that at this point.

  • Wheaties [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Is the engine room still haunted? Kinda feels like a forgotten plot thread...

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Engine room? Like the one on the Cocoon? No way I'd be able to tell now. Thanks for the question, it allowed me to reflect once again on how much has been taken from me

      • Wheaties [comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        I'm sorry, dude, I didn't mean to hit a sore spot...

        Wait, isn't the cocoon where you kept the acid magnet? If this is a bluff, I'm just going home. I thought this was a professional Arching service.

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          2 years ago

          It's easier to rebuild a simple acid magnet than the mighty cocoon in which it was housed...

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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              2 years ago

              It...it needs to be deployed from the air...from something that can hover. Like...well, like a floating cocoon.

              Can't even jettison the lunch room cause it's my kitchen now...

              • Wheaties [comrade/them]
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                2 years ago

                Ha! I knew it! I'm not paying guild rates for this. Let me know when you're out of this rut, then maybe we can pick this up again.

                • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                  2 years ago

                  You're speaking to a newly minted level 10!

                  I'm sure there's a check in the mail

  • MsUltraViolet [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Does Dr. Mrs. The Monarch know that, even though she is cis, she is a trans icon and inspiration to every woman who has a stereotypically "masculine" sounding voice?

  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Are you really the ideal henchman for Dr. Venture? I feel like Captain Ass Spray would do a much better job.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      You dare to call The MIGHTY MONARCH, LEVEL TEN VILLAIN IN THE GUILD OF CALAMITOUS INTENT A MERE LOWLY HENCHMAN?! I admire your courage but pity your hubris. But...but...to make, what I need to believe was a mere slip of the tongue because as cruel and dark of a mind that possesses this body, I couldn't, wouldn't DARE imagine what fate would be in store for you if you had intentionally implied that I was not only a filthy HENCHMAN but one to such a wretch as Doxtor Rusty Venture! Someone who's name's utterance I will hold in personal contempt until he has shaken his mortal coil and felt the venomous sting of the mighty Monarch!

      But I'm sure you mis-spoke. Which is still signing your own death warrant, but man... I'm kinda glad I don't need to come up with a torture to follow that threat. 21!

  • HarryLime [any]
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    2 years ago

    Are you Doctor Venture's biological brother, on account of Jonas Venture having a swinger thing going on with your mom and dad?

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I just realized how much The Monarch and Thaddeus Venture look alike, costumes aside. :surprised-pika:

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Nope! I'm guessing I missed that plot reveal? :surprised-pika:

          • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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            2 years ago

            It's like a pretty huge one. The Monarch and Dr Venture are very likely brothers.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      That is unknowable, but he does have an equal on this earth and the world shall know my rapture!

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    Do you have any job openings? If so, what does the benefits plan look like?