The food is all bad. All their vegan options from shops they have e.g. in Ireland are different and for much worse. All Germany has is meat and other animal products imitations - shitty, mind you. It's like they're allergic to vegetables and will explode if they consume more than the absolute minimal intake.

They're the only country I've seen the basic Monster flavour not only still existing, but actually highly stocked. Same for the blue mango one. Those basically didn't exist in Ireland, because one tastes like Shrek's cm, the other like Shrek's mango-flavoured cu.

Germany isn't a real country. Maybe it was at some point, but ended on 3th of October 1990.

They have some other shit like massive racism with no "winning", but the food makes it all too unbearable. They will tell you shit for not speaking perfect German, won't speak to you unless you speak perfect German, continously insist you must learn German even if you already are, but also will not allow people whose grandparents immigrated here be recognized as German and ensure they're excluded, while pretending immigrants and people vaguely immigrant flavoured are refusing to integrate. They will also go out of their way to be assholes to you, completely unprompted, and be surprised if you call people who act like nazis nazis.

I want out.

  • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    Fuck the the 11th dimensional matrix you have to memorize just to know what possessive pronoun to use.

    • 3 genders for the possessor
    • another 3 genders for the posessee
    • case of the possessor
    • formality of posessor
    • plurality of possessor
    • plurality of posessee

    The German stereotype of overengineering comes from their over engineered language. Down three beers and slur it all together.

    Also there's plently of standard monster in the US.